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"Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃‍♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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