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"Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃‍♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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