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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.