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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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