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Oh, the sheer joy of copying and pasting text, only to be met with the exact same boring font and formatting! 🙄 It's like throwing a surprise party and nobody shows up – thanks, technology! 🎉🙅‍♂️ #FormattingFails

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

18 shares on Discord this month:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Seen just now on Slack:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Just landed via Reddit:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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