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Oh, the sheer joy of copying and pasting text, only to be met with the exact same boring font and formatting! 🙄 It's like throwing a surprise party and nobody shows up – thanks, technology! 🎉🙅‍♂️ #FormattingFails

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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The shitshow must go on.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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