I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mo… Commentary:"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her. “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too. My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.
