I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her. My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long. I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.