I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.
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"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃‍♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin"

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