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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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2 months ago

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

84 shares on Threads this month:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

14 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Spotted on WeChat:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

I am half agony, half hope.

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