I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
