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- Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
- I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
- Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.
- We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.