I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Commentary:"Give me cake, or give me a fork! 🍰🍴 Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.