I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.