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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatchi…

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatchi…

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"Who needs sports cars when you can get your adrenaline rush from spotting a rare blue-footed booby? 🐦👀 The only speeding this person is doing now is to catch sight of the elusive toucan! 🚗🕊️ #BirdLover #MidlifeBirding"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, birdwatching, crisis, escape, gone, hobby, humor, midlife, nature, straight on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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