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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?