Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer.… Commentary:"Jesus turned water into wine 🍷, but I turn food into fertilizer 💩. Guess you could say I have a different kind of magic touch 😅🌱 #NotExactlyAMiracleWorker" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus. If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too. I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing. Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus. I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.
