Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.
