Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things. Commentary:"Me, every morning: Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? I am awake and ready to be disappointed. I’m only awake because my coffee needs me. Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.