Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.
