Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

Commentary:
“Me, every morning: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson”

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