Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
  • I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
  • If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
  • Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?
  • Shazam but for random noises outside.
  • In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.