Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude. Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you. “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation. I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most. I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly. I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.