Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
  • Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.
  • I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.
  • You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.
  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.