Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷‍♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁‍♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism"

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