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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.