Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Buying house plants is like playing Russian roulette with greenery! 🌱💥 Maybe it's time to invest in a cactus – those things are the true survivors of the plant world! 🌵😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction. Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.