Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Commentary:
"Buying house plants is like playing Russian roulette with greenery! 🌱💥 Maybe it's time to invest in a cactus – those things are the true survivors of the plant world! 🌵😂"

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