Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
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  • I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
  • Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  • Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.
  • Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.