Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap. Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.