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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

57 shares on X this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Cool times create cool guys.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Spotted on Slack:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Making waves on Messenger:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Making waves on YouTube:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Seen just now on Discord:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Just shared via Slack:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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