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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.