Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.
