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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine