Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my s… Commentary:"Sometimes your stomach just wants to rev up and join the motorcycle gang outside 🏍️🤣 #VroomVroom" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets. If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them. I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.