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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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43 shares on Messenger this month:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

34 shares on X this month:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Making waves on WeChat:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Trending via Reddit:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Just shared via YouTube:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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