Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.