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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and…

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and…

Commentary:
"Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bloke, came, country, expectation, funny observation, humor, irony, just, mine, next, observation, real, single, used, wash, window, Windows on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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