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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.