Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Commentary:
“Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae”