Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break. Funny Quotes August 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKeeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break. You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context. I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.