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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an arg…

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an arg…

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"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged argument, avoid, communication, enough, face, function, humor, husband, i, marriage, mouth, relationship, shut, subtitle on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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