Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say. I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.