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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

100 shares on X this month:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Making waves on Messenger:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Going viral on TikTok:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Just landed via Messenger:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Just landed via Facebook:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Going viral on WeChat:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Just shared via Discord:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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