Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.
  • Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
  • Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
  • Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
  • Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”