Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.