Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life is a highway: full speed ahead, just watch out for those roadside pit stops 🚗🚽💨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge. If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools. Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms. I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.