Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLife is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge. If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools. That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people. Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes. One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.