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44 shares on Messenger this month:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve been blocked by better.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Live now on Snapchat:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Going bananas on Facebook:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Live now on Facebook:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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