Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.
  • Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
  • The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
  • I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
  • Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.
  • I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.