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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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4 months ago

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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2 months ago

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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2 months ago

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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2 months ago

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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4 months ago

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89 shares on Reddit this month:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

21 shares on Slack this month:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

85 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

17 shares on X this month:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Making waves on Reddit:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Breaking via Instagram:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Live now on Reddit:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Making waves on Twitch:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Making waves on Facebook:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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