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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Going bananas on TikTok:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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