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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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"Light may travel faster than sound, but the speed of disappointing first impressions is unmatched! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ #ShineBrightTillYouOpenYourMouth"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bright, communication, faster, hear, humor, intelligence, irony, light, people, perception, sound, talk, wit on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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