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  • Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.
  • I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.
  • I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.
  • Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.
  • God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.