Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
  • When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.
  • Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.
  • Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
  • For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
  • It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.