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  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
  • Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.
  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.
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