Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.