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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Trending via Snapchat:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Breaking via TikTok:

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

Trending via Discord:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Going viral on Twitch:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Making waves on Twitch:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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Limbo: where the lower you go, the higher you soar! 🕺🏽 Who knew failing miserably could be so uplifting? Keep aiming for rock bottom to reach the top – it's a limbo paradox! 🌟

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37 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

21 shares on Discord this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

90 shares on Discord this month:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Just shared via TikTok:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Just landed via Messenger:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Live now on YouTube:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Spotted on YouTube:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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