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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.