Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLiquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile. The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.” Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere. When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.
