Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
  • Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
  • Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
  • Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.
  • “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.