Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands. Funny Quotes October 26, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLooking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.