Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, "the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!"

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“Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, ‘the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!’ 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals”

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