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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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