Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMake every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem. Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering. Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving. Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”