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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.