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"Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it's just called a floor. 🚶‍♂️👔 Because why bother with all those shelves and hangers when your clothes can simply enjoy a laid-back stroll across the room, right?"

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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