Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.
  • Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
  • Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
  • Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
  • How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.
  • When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”