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"Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it's just called a floor. 🚶‍♂️👔 Because why bother with all those shelves and hangers when your clothes can simply enjoy a laid-back stroll across the room, right?"

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

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What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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