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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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