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"Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it's just called a floor. 🚶‍♂️👔 Because why bother with all those shelves and hangers when your clothes can simply enjoy a laid-back stroll across the room, right?"

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74 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

27 shares on X this month:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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