Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
  • Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.
  • I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  • That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.
  • There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.