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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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