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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Just landed via Reddit:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Live now on Facebook:

The government even made aliens boring.

Breaking via Slack:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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