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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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62 shares on X this month:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Spotted on Threads:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Trending via Twitch:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Making waves on Threads:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Trending via Snapchat:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Just landed via Reddit:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

Going viral on Snapchat:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Live now on Twitch:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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