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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.