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"Me, in heaven: 🌥️ 'Excuse me, could you snap a quick pic of me casually perched on that fluffy cloud over there? It's just for my Insta feed, no biggie.' 😇📸 #CloudNineGoals"

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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