Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice? Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π€£π¬ "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? πββοΈβ»οΈ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom" Related Funny Posts π€ I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. Iβve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica. My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum. Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes. I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now Iβm going to need your advice on a good lawyer.