Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?
  • If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
  • Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.
  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
  • You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
  • There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.