Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMe, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer. Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks. What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that! My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.