Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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🤣💬 “Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom”

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