Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.