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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.