Me: Maybe itβs the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Me: Maybe it's the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! π€ͺπ IKEA Manager: Sir, that's the exit sign, not your personal apartment. π€πͺ Related Funny Posts π€ I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”. Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? Plot twist: weed is addicted to me. Iβll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me. Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.