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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems en…

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems en…

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Me: Maybe it's the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! 🤪🏠 IKEA Manager: Sir, that's the exit sign, not your personal apartment. 🤭🚪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apartment, conversation, enormous, humor, IKEA, manager, me, perspective, talking, weed on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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