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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

90 shares on X this month:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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