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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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I need a break from me.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

12 shares on Discord this month:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

35 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

70 shares on Threads this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

50 shares on X this month:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

I need a break from me.

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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