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"Who needs milk teeth when you could have adult teeth to match your adulting skills! 🦷💁‍♂️ Time to level up in the tooth game, kids! 😉 #AdultingIsHard"

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Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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For whom the Fetty Waps.

Making waves on YouTube:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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