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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Live now on Slack:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Going viral on Slack:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Going viral on X:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Making waves on Reddit:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Shared recently on Threads:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Playful quote about how adult teeth are more useful than milk teeth.
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Commentary:
"Who needs milk teeth when you could have adult teeth to match your adulting skills! 🦷💁‍♂️ Time to level up in the tooth game, kids! 😉 #AdultingIsHard"

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

29 shares on Telegram this month:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

96 shares on Slack this month:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Just landed via WeChat:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Breaking via YouTube:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Trending via Pinterest:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Making waves on Instagram:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Going viral on Slack:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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