Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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"Who needs milk teeth when you could have adult teeth to match your adulting skills! 🦷💁‍♂️ Time to level up in the tooth game, kids! 😉 #AdultingIsHard"

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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