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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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The government even made aliens boring.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.