Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.
  • Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.
  • You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
  • Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.
  • Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.