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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.