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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.