Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.
  • I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.
  • Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.
  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.
  • If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.