My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.