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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.