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  • Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.
  • Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
  • Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.
  • Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.
  • I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.