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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.