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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.&#8221…

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.”…

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"Ah, the classic 'it's not rocket science' advice from the boss! 🚀 Well, I guess when you think about it, pretty much everything falls into the 'not rocket science' category, right? 😂 #EverydayGenius"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boss, everything, existence, humor, me, rocket, rocket science, sarcasm, science, work on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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