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"Ah, the classic 'it's not rocket science' advice from the boss! 🚀 Well, I guess when you think about it, pretty much everything falls into the 'not rocket science' category, right? 😂 #EverydayGenius"

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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2 months ago

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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2 months ago

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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2 months ago

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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2 months ago

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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2 months ago

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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2 months ago

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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