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"Ah, the classic 'it's not rocket science' advice from the boss! 🚀 Well, I guess when you think about it, pretty much everything falls into the 'not rocket science' category, right? 😂 #EverydayGenius"

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21 shares on Discord this month:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

68 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

37 shares on YouTube this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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