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I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

7 days ago

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I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

2 months ago

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

4 months ago

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

71 shares on TikTok this month:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

27 shares on Discord this month:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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