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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

85 shares on X this month:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Live now on Facebook:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Live now on Discord:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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