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"Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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2 months ago

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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2 months ago

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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2 months ago

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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2 months ago

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Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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5 months ago

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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2 months ago

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Never eat more than you can lift.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Breaking via Threads:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Making waves on X:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Just shared via Discord:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Seen just now on Threads:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Trending via Instagram:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Trending via Discord:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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