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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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