My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a ro…

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I'm starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Commentary:
“Oh no, sounds like your friends might be on a hunger strike against dinner plans! 🍔🥗 Maybe they’re secretly campaigning for breakfast-for-dinner instead! 🍳🥞 Hang in there, maybe third time’s the charm! 🤞😄”

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