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They’re making me do work at work.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.