Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can just dazzle the audience with some magic tricks? 
Also, if you ever need a shortcut to shedding those extra pounds, just grab a magician! 
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- I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.
- People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
- When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
- My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.
- When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
