My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. Posted onMay 8, 2024May 8, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know. When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight. You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.