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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' paycheck security system – because who needs alarms when you can scare burglars away with your financial struggles? 💸🚨 Who needs ADT when you've got A Dollar a day Tape? 😂 #SecurityOnABudget"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged door, front, front door, home, home security, humor, joke, just, money, paycheck, security, system on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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