Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
  • Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.
  • Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.
  • I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.
  • The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.