Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.