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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m n…

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m n…

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"Looks like Mr. Forgetful Strikes Again! 👨‍🦲 Hopefully, he'll eventually get the point and stop playing hide-and-tweeze with your tools! 🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged borrowing, chin, chin hair, hair, humor, husband, losing, naming, relationship, tweezers on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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