My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.