My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit? I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip. Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!