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  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  • What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?
  • Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.
  • When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.
  • I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.
  • I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.