My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only 'hot and heavy' action happening in your room is with that air conditioner! πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ Just trying to keep cool, neighbor, nothing to see here! 🌬️ #CoolingOff #BlowingOffSomeSteam"