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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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