My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face. They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.
