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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I…

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I…

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Well, who knew putting on shoes could sound so scandalous? 👠🙉 Maybe next time, add some background music to your shoe-tying routine – might distract the eavesdroppers! 🎶😂 #ShoeFetishGoneWrong

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comedy, funny situation, having, i, me, misunderstanding, morning, neighbor, sex, sh, situation on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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