Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.
  • You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
  • Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.
  • I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
  • People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
  • Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.