My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. Commentary:"Looks like you've got the ultimate winter survival strategy – move over bears, there's a new hibernator in town! 🐻🍔 #HibernateAndChill" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it. Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live? I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience. Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.
