My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like you've got the ultimate winter survival strategy – move over bears, there's a new hibernator in town! 🐻🍔 #HibernateAndChill" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it. What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?
