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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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