Trendy Funny Quotes

  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.
  • Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.
  • Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!
  • The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.
  • “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
  • Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.