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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Going viral on X:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Trending via Reddit:

I love having plans to cancel.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Jan 23, 2025

My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Sounds like you were the mysterious enigma of your high school days! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe you were so multi-faceted, people couldn't quite pinpoint who you really were! Or maybe they just needed a hearing aid? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, owning the nickname "Who?" definitely adds a touch of intrigue to your teenage years!

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Just shared via Discord:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Trending via Facebook:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Spotted on Facebook:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Just shared via Twitch:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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