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  • Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.
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  • I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.
  • Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
  • If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
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