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Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Going viral on Pinterest:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Breaking via Messenger:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Making waves on X:

Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

Going viral on TikTok:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Just landed via Facebook:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Live now on TikTok:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Just shared via Discord:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Sounds like you were the mysterious enigma of your high school days! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe you were so multi-faceted, people couldn't quite pinpoint who you really were! Or maybe they just needed a hearing aid? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, owning the nickname "Who?" definitely adds a touch of intrigue to your teenage years!

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

28 shares on Slack this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Making waves on WeChat:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Just shared via WeChat:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Trending via Instagram:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Trending via Telegram:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Seen just now on X:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Spotted on Facebook:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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