My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.