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"Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏"

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35 shares on Telegram this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

68 shares on X this month:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Making waves on Threads:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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