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  • The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
  • One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
  • Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.
  • Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.
  • I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.
  • I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.