My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.