Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
  • My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
  • The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
  • The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.
  • If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.
  • I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.