My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win. Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things. The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse. I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money. I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.