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  • I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.
  • Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.
  • Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.
  • Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.
  • Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”
  • Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.